Bhp

A huge company that makes its money by over complicating everything and throwing its employees under the bus on a daily basis

Why am I in trouble for something I didn't do?

Because that's the Bhp way!

by Caucasian February 19, 2015

BHP

Butthole Pictures and/or Butthole Pleasures

Kevin: Man, I got hella BHP from that chick from Tinder last night!!!
Maxx: Butthole pictures or Butthole pleasures fam?
Kevin: Both!!!

by mvghetto March 15, 2016

bhp

Acronym: Brake Horse Power. The measurement of the power of a vehicles' engine, derived from the ancient sport of power-pulling, which was origianally done in the form of a rope betwixt two horses.

The mini cooper with 66 bhp out-cornered that ghey 600bhp corvette.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

bhp

Butthole Pleasures. The act of pleasuring someone in their anal region, usually resulting in extremely wonderful sensations in the butthole.

Hey, Jeffrey! The BHP you gave me last night was magnificent! My butthole is aching in anticipation for tonight!

by Pavan Sriprasad December 1, 2007

BHP

BHP = Bloody Hot Pipe

I used to work at BHP, until I found out what BHP stood for....Bloody Hot Pipe. We'll I fucked off real quick.

by kam75xx February 8, 2018

bhp

Beer, hockey, and pussy - the guide to a hockey players life. BHP is to hockey players as GTL is to guidos.

"Yo BHP tonight, you bring the molson I'll bring the bitches".

by dsmitty March 26, 2010

bhp

big hairy penis

LOOK AT MY BHP!

by 1ndepth May 30, 2009