An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.

"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"

"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall fit person who loves sports a lot. Never fails to make you laugh and knows how to have a good time. If you know a Benjamin you are one of the most luckiest people on earth. He would never intend to hurt you in any way. He is also absolutely gorgeous and perfect in every way!
That guy is defs a Benjamin!
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The sort of guy everyone wants to know. Seems unkind at first, but once you get to know him he'll be a great friend. Benjamins have a cheeky sense of humour and are never scared of anything.
"I wish my friend was as Benjamin as him"
"That dude is such a Benjamin!"
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Goes by "Ben" but his friends may have other goofy nicknames for him, such as "Benji" or "Benjammin'." He's quiet and doesn't say much at first, but if you're lucky he'll choose to surprise you in special ways, such as visiting you at school and bringing you chocolate. He's extremely carefree and little in life gets him down. He's not good at saying how he feels sometimes, but he'll display a fondness for cuddling and spend a lot of his money on you. He puts up with a lot of bullshit from his partners if he really loves them. He's a gentle, very quiet lover and can last a while. He loves history and soccer. He's very silly, and the special girl in his life will have fun planning a future with him. One could stare into his green-blue eyes forever.
Oh that Benjamin, adorable but I have no idea how he feels about me sometimes, I hope he loves me as much as I love him
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A sweet, caring guy. He loves baseball, and is NEVER angry. He has big blue eyes and is never judging. He has a good soul and knows what he believes. Can be cheeky, and loves to play at the arrogant bad boy, but is really adorably humble. A Benjamin is funny, and though he may seem like a sex obsessed dick sometimes, he is noble and really cares about YOU.
Wow, that boy is SUCH a Benjamin! And my boyfriend thought HE was cute.
by therealzoe June 04, 2011

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a tall,handsome guy with green eyes and a great body,the most awesome person you know. hes a genius, way ahead of his class, but helps others.hes normally interested in about one sport and hes pretty fit.often benjamins have glasses. he seems a little rude and cheeky but is very kind and caring, though he is cheeky. hes impossible to tick off, but if he trys can tick you off very easily. hes very funny and always takes others into consideration,he doesnt date much but hes a great boyfriend, if you can get a benjamin, keep him, hes very outgoing,humble ,cute and sexy.
person 1: ow im blinded!
benjamin:sorry,my pure awesomeness does that, let me take you to the hospital.
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The greatest guy you'll ever meet. Ben will always be there for you. He will listen to your problems even when you don't deserve it. He is very self conscious but would never admit it. Don't be surprised if he tells you he's been depressed before and has thought of committing suicide. He is very cute/hot but doesn't think so. He tends to be mid height. He is very kind and sensitive. He is also very funny and sarcastic but is serious when need be. If he's into you, he probably talks about you all the time to his friends because he isn't sure what to do. He is also very good at art and you might even get a little jealous at how good he is.
Hey isn't that Benjamin?
Yeah...
After your serious talk last night I wouldn't be surprised to see you two together.
Really?
Yeah, he talks about you a lot ;)
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