An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.

"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"

"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
by Ain't NO Forgazi October 15, 2011
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall fit person who loves sports a lot. Never fails to make you laugh and knows how to have a good time. If you know a Benjamin you are one of the most luckiest people on earth. He would never intend to hurt you in any way. He is also absolutely gorgeous and perfect in every way!
That guy is defs a Benjamin!
by youwishjellyfish001 January 02, 2012
The sort of guy everyone wants to know. Seems unkind at first, but once you get to know him he'll be a great friend. Benjamins have a cheeky sense of humour and are never scared of anything.
"I wish my friend was as Benjamin as him"
"That dude is such a Benjamin!"
by LOL ud fan star January 07, 2012
Goes by "Ben" but his friends may have other goofy nicknames for him, such as "Benji" or "Benjammin'." He's quiet and doesn't say much at first, but if you're lucky he'll choose to surprise you in special ways, such as visiting you at school and bringing you chocolate. He's extremely carefree and little in life gets him down. He's not good at saying how he feels sometimes, but he'll display a fondness for cuddling and spend a lot of his money on you. He puts up with a lot of bullshit from his partners if he really loves them. He's a gentle, very quiet lover and can last a while. He loves history and soccer. He's very silly, and the special girl in his life will have fun planning a future with him. One could stare into his green-blue eyes forever.
Oh that Benjamin, adorable but I have no idea how he feels about me sometimes, I hope he loves me as much as I love him
by llamadog December 04, 2013
A sweet, caring guy. He loves baseball, and is NEVER angry. He has big blue eyes and is never judging. He has a good soul and knows what he believes. Can be cheeky, and loves to play at the arrogant bad boy, but is really adorably humble. A Benjamin is funny, and though he may seem like a sex obsessed dick sometimes, he is noble and really cares about YOU.
Wow, that boy is SUCH a Benjamin! And my boyfriend thought HE was cute.
by therealzoe June 04, 2011
a tall,handsome guy with green eyes and a great body,the most awesome person you know. hes a genius, way ahead of his class, but helps others.hes normally interested in about one sport and hes pretty fit.often benjamins have glasses. he seems a little rude and cheeky but is very kind and caring, though he is cheeky. hes impossible to tick off, but if he trys can tick you off very easily. hes very funny and always takes others into consideration,he doesnt date much but hes a great boyfriend, if you can get a benjamin, keep him, hes very outgoing,humble ,cute and sexy.
person 1: ow im blinded!
benjamin:sorry,my pure awesomeness does that, let me take you to the hospital.
by prowlerbattletechnician January 10, 2012
Benjamin is a guy you cant really describe. It's like like an overwhelming feeling
you can t even begin to wrap your mind around. He's someone you never thought
you'd ever meet and fall for, but like love, you unexpectedly willed yourself to do.
I don't know when to begin or even how. Benjamin was my best summer romance,
and in fact, last. We may have had our own little complications but isn't that just life?
He taught me so many thing, even if he was younger. Whenever I said his name myself,

I would giggle like a little girl. But what could I say? I was a teenager in love with
my best friend and I know that's cliche but I guess that's what we were. We were
a cliche summer love and, that, I could live to promise. I'll always remember him.
A Benjamin, MY Benjamin, will always stay in your life, and that's one of the reasons

why I'm still so in love with him. I pray for him now and then and, when I'm lonely,

I think about our silly little love notes and messages. He was my inspiration for a

good two years, and he was the one reason I am who I am today. Like I said in the
beginning, Benjamin isn't someone you can just describe, but I certainly tried. It

doesn't even do him half the justice he deserves, but its the thought that counts
and nowadays I find him in my thoughts alot.
boy: the name's Benjamin
girl: I'm Emily
boy: Dick-
girl: (smiles) no but how did you know my favorite writer?
boy: let's call it fate, can I have your number?
girl: let's call it fate, and if it is, you'll guess my numbers
boy: I love you Em
girl: nicknames already Bennybabe?
boy: (kisses her) lose the Benny mi amor
by Emily Dicky June 10, 2013

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