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Belk tower 

Their Belk Tower wasn't going to crumble and they didn't want something more active, they thought things were good enough the way they were and wanted a few people to quit fucking with them and go away. Same as the people that got their once beautiful tree canopy removed, their house demolished, their business shuttered, or the playground equipment they once played on as a kid replaced. The one person, place, or thing people wouldn't miss was the wildfire trying to burn and own their hearts and minds.
The Belk Tower was one of many things in this country that didn't really need to get removed.
Belk tower by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021
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pfoho belltower

the suite of rooms in Pforzheimer house at Harvard that comprise one of the largest suites at Harvard. The belltower has a full size built-in bar in the party room upstairs and has 3 common rooms, 12 bedrooms, and 3.5 bathrooms. The residents are wildly proficient at playing Winning Eleven, rowing crew, banking, violin, writing, afterschool programs, fencing, scrabble, more banking, singing, ves, drinking, and seeing how often they can use the word croad in a day (harder than you think). The residents are also able to enjoy many, many tv channels. Many channels indeed.
"This chick told me that the pfoho belltower and the people that live in it are 'all things sketchy.' So I told her that she was a croad . . . Quick game for Winning Eleven?"
pfoho belltower by croadhater November 5, 2006

belltower bro 

One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.
Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.
belltower bro by Jet595 December 28, 2010
verb.

when wearing lose fitting boxers, freeballing or nude and standing with legs akimbo, a guy "belltowers" his scrotum hitting the inside of both thighs like a pendulum or a bell tower.

This can also be done front to back.

belltowering, belltowered etc.
Drew came came over to my house, dropped his drawers, and demonstrated his belltower prowess to everyone.
belltower by TurboTension September 21, 2006
when wearing lose fitting boxers, freeballing or nude and standing with legs akimbo, a guy "belltowers" his junk/nutsack hitting the inside of both thighs like a pendulum or a bell tower.

This can also be done front to back.

belltowering, belltowered etc.
Drew came came over to my house, dropped his drawers, and demonstrated his belltower prowess to everyone.
belltower by TurboTension September 20, 2008
when wearing lose fitting boxers, freeballing or nude and standing with legs akimbo, a guy "belltowers" his junk/nutsack hitting the inside of both thighs like a pendulum or a bell tower.

This can also be done front to back.

belltowering, belltowered etc.
Drew came came over to my house, dropped his drawers, and demonstrated his belltower prowess to everyone.
belltower by TurboTension September 20, 2008