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Belgrano 

(n.) Argentinian cruiser the General Belgrano was the first ship ever to be sunk by a nuclear sub during wartime. It was sunk in the early stages of the Falklands war by British HMS conqueror. It was origianally the US navy's "Phoenix" World war II ship, now sold to argentina.


The HMS conqueror fired six torpedoes, two of which hit directly. The first instantly killed 275 argentines sailors, the second ripping off 15 feet of the hull, dooming the ship.
over 700 of the Belgrano's crew were saved, out of 1,138.
Belgrano by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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Belgrano bitch 

When a girl has had so many blokes she will end up being known as a Belgrano bitch because so many men have gone down on her
I've fucked your Mum but so has everybody, after all she is a Belgrano bitch.
Belgrano bitch by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

General Belgrano 

ex US Navy cruiser that was undamaged at Pearl Harbor.Sold to Argentina and was deployed in Falklands conflict.While on a mission, this ship was shadowed and engaged by HMS Conqueror.Two mk8 torpedoes struck,causing an internel explosion and blowing the bows off.More than 320 Argentine sailors were killed and the Argentine Navy went back to port.Argentina lost the war and Britain was Great again.Well done Maggie, for restoring Anglo-Saxon pride.
Rule Britannia! BRITANNIA SANK THE BELGRANO!!!
General Belgrano by Pebble Island September 26, 2004

belgranoed 

Can have a number of reasons including:

1: Being extremly wet.
2: Being sunk, as in someone being put back in their place. Is synonymous with the word "Owned" in this context.
3: Knocked unconcious (Not usually used).

Etymology: Comes from the sinking of the Belgrano in the Falklands War in 1982, leadng to the death of hundreds of Argentinian soldiers. Is widely regarded as an over reaction, as it was sailing away from the islands at the time of attack.
1: It started raining on the way home, i'm belgranoed.
2: He just got belgranoed.
3: The boxer belgranoed him
belgranoed by Yip Harburg July 18, 2007

Belgianoid 

The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.

The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.
"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.
Belgianoid by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004