belgica 

Belgica is a very unique person. She's the type of person who could hype you up, very outgoing and a fun-loving person. Her heart's full of gold and has the hottest look wherever she goes. Beautiful inside out. Loves food anytime and loves to explore, one of a kind friend. Never lose her, her eyes speak her feelings

Belgica is my BEST FRIEND ❤

belgica by king alpha 321 August 21, 2018

Belgian Lives Matter 

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.

I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.

Belgian Lives Matter by HandleBrake12 June 26, 2018

Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

Belgian Binoculars by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

The Belgian Gift 

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

The Belgian Gift by Joos V. August 10, 2006

Hot Belgian Waffles 

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

Hot Belgian Waffles by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016

Belgian Vuvuzela 

When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty

Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice

Belgian Vuvuzela by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011

Belgian Fries 

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries

French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"

Belgian Fries by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004