Beet Goggles 

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

Beet Goggles by Nasuss June 2, 2013

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).

beergoggles by chris crounse April 17, 2003