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A beef is very unfortunate.......

We all know what a fart is and a lot of us will probably know what a queef is (vaginal fart)......a beef is both of them together.

So as you squeeze out your regular every day fart from your butt, you also happen to release vaginal air at the same time due to you baring down thus creating a 'BEEF'.
Elson: "OMG I just strained to get rid of this fart and I did a queef too".

Cooke: Haha you dirty bitch, you just did a rip roaring beef!
by vous69 July 28, 2011
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"Food" with fecal matter on it because the slaughterhouse rips the poor animal's body apart so violently that his intestines burst. People eat it after cooking it. They think eating burned feces material is fine, then are ridiculous enough to turn around and ridicule gays for having anal sex.
Millions of pounds of beef are being recalled because of E. Coli contamination.
by Richard Peterson September 30, 2007
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origin: BFF. bff, like beefs. a word used to describe the friendship between becca, emily, and shira. notice every other letter..B...E...S...respectively.
Dang, i wish i were shira, she's one of the beefs!
by shitra August 31, 2008
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this fat ass dick i'm carrying in my pants!!!!
Damn guh dat boy put dat beef on me and when he finished i thought i was a new person!!!!!!
by Chauncey ass nigga March 05, 2003
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as opposed to a queef.
it's a penis fart.
instead of a vagina fart.
"ouch, I just beefed."
"damn son, that must've HURT!"
by hannahchescasteviejulia September 05, 2007
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Another word for conflict, open hostility or a fight.
-Did you hear Justin picked beef with all the black boys?

-You missed some proper beef last night.
by xflarex May 26, 2006
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(B)est (E)st (E)ver (F)friend.
nuff said. =
Devan joyce is hali lynns BEEF. They are beefs (NMW)
by Hali lynn C November 18, 2008
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