Baudains scale 

The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.

As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.

Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.

Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"

Baudains scale by BaudScaler December 12, 2017

Beaumaris Pig 

A person (a 'pig') or group of persons (called a 'boyse'), who (on completion of studies at St Bede's College, usually around Year 10) have taken up such apprenticeships as plumbing, brick-laying or anything similar.
They believe above anything else that they are God's gift to women, and unashamedly announce their self-proclaimed wealth (existant or not) to anyone they think they are better than.
Someone that is not your friend, but is believed to be a friend of one of your friends can be referred to as "your pig".

The Beaumaris Pig enjoys social occasions and celebrates the end of the night by ritually vomiting over someones car (generally the driver's side door handle). Obviously they see that no apology is necessary as such renegade actions are expected of a 'pig'.
A 'pig' will attempt to start a fight with anyone or anything and in one particular case, used someone washing their car as a cue to call the 'boyse' because they weren't 'thinking of the bushfires'.
They refer to persons from the capital of New South Wales as 'Sydney cunts', and although the majority of people around Australia have greater intelligence than the 'pig', a 'pig' (in front of his 'boyse') will never admit defeat.

Beaumaris Pig by givemefacetime February 25, 2009

Beaumangen 

Beautiful. Man. Genius.
(pronounced- bow- mane- gin)

"wow tod look at that guy! he's such a Beaumangen!"
"I know derik! i wish i was a Beaumangen!"

Beaumangen by jaesand December 30, 2020

Beauvais Complex 

A psychological disorder where the affected person has delusions in which everyone, be it a close friend or distant acquaintance, is in love with said affected person.

"John gave me a back massage. I think he's in love with me."
"Wow, I think you have a Beauvais complex going on there..."

Beauvais Complex by sk8er275 January 17, 2010

Beauman 

One who breaks things notoriously such as screen doors. A klutz in other words.

Dude, that's as bad as a Beauman.

Beauman by Koolio Kid May 4, 2008

beaumaris 

Best fucking suburb in the history of the world.

"Pizza is cool... almost as cool as BEAUMARIS!"

beaumaris by :D October 22, 2003

beauman 

Someone who has no balance whatsoever and can not stand up on a bus and ends up falling on everybody.

Bob: Damnit get off me Jim, we're on a bus for Godsakes!
Jim: Sorry Bob just pulled a Beauman.

beauman by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008