-A long time, or a very far distance.
-A large amount of something.
-An exaggerated measurable estimation.
Usually used incorrectly and ridiculously at the wrong time, and too often.
Something tedious and time consuming might waste beards of your energy, or waste beards of your time.
Origin: The amount of time it takes a man to grow a decent beard is not quick, and a decent beard is at least down to the belt buckle.
-"Wow, you're really good at skipping stones! That last one went a beard out into the lake."
-"Johnny, did you take the trash out yet!?"
"Yeah mom! I took the trash out like one hundred beards-ago."
-"You ran that beard of a triathlon so fast! You got first place!"
-"Dude wanna go play beards and barbers at the park with Jack, Lizzy, and the gang?"
"Yeah but I can't, my teacher beard-ificated the amount of homework I had by nearly three beards-worth! I won't be done till like beard o'clock in the morning."
-"I just cut down a beards-worth of trees in my backyard, now the squirrels have no place to live."
-"Did you hear? Jackie's grandma died..."
"Oh yeah, I heard about that beards-ago dude..."
"But she only died yesturday..."
-"You suck at Halo 2! Go grow a beard, noob!"
Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...
1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.
Synonyms include: Jesus.