a beard

A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.

"Greg doesn't really like Susan, she's just a beard."

by WeezieB March 3, 2006

Bearded

When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.

"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"

by rels1997 April 5, 2012

bearding

v. The act of growing a beard.

Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"

Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"

by Dan Manata January 8, 2008

bearded

When someone tops a story that you just told.

Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.

by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011

Bearding

The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.

Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?

Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?

Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.

by captcrackin September 30, 2011

The Beard

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009

beard

Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.

Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp'

by (*Sean*) October 11, 2006