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15.
Psedonym for Commander Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. The name originated from the observation that if Riker has a beard in any given episode, that episode will be a good one (and, consequently, a beard-less Riker indicates a sub-par episode). Over time, "Beard" came to replace Riker's name, in that he can be referred to simply as "Beard" (or, the less cool-sounding, "The Beard")
Nobody messes with Beard, not even Picard.

Beard singlehandedly saved the Enterprise.

Wow, Beard went crazy in this episode!
by Hewoah August 11, 2010
 
16.
A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.
What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005
 
17.
exclamation of surprise
beards! my cunny has fallen off
by gruddo April 20, 2004
 
18.
A beard is any opposite sex escort taken to a event, on a date, or claims to be his "girlfriend" to give the homosexual counterpart the false appearance of being straight
Cayla doesn't know that she is actually jack's beard... but everyone else does....
by LemurLORD June 24, 2011
 
19.
a gathering of mainly midwestern US citizens, typically rather well hung in the pants, that get together and do crazy things.
Kyle: man i dont know what happened, my beer got stolen, someone brought the lawn mower inside, threw a brick down the chimney, and ripped a brody in my front yard..

Dave: wow im sorry man, it sounds like the beards hit you pretty hard.
by johnl2900 December 16, 2009
 
20.
Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.
You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.
by shup July 07, 2004
 
21.
A clingy girlfriend who is far too publicly affectionate in order to convince herself and everyone else that her boyfriend likes her equally.
Bare beard, babe.
by gremly May 17, 2011