Bearbonator 

The offspring produced when Bourbonator and The Bear's love for each other progresses to a magical place of desire and stench known as Asstralia, where balls and ass come together as one, its joyous event for these two.

Bourbonator and Bear decided to go to Asstralia for their honey moon. Bear took the test upon return TWO PINK LINES! YAY!!! 9 months later, behold... The BEARBONATOR!!!

Bearbonator by grasshoppers of florida March 6, 2008

bourbonator 

A person that loves to drink bourbon, and will talk shit at the drop of the hat when intoxicated. Whether its mixed with water, soda, or on the rocks this person will take it. They know that there is no better drunk quite like a bourbon drunk. A true Bourbonator has learned to appreciate the finer bourbons (Makers Mark, Bookers, Knob Creek, Blantons) and will not drink the shitty, cheap well bourbon at a bar.

That dude has been killing the bourbon all night long he's a fucking bourbonator....I wouldn't fuck with him.

bourbonator by Brandon J Harris November 6, 2006

bourbonator 

A master of all things Fat and Ugly.

The Bourbonator over there was slammin down some mississippi planter punch when he noticed the bear. She was a handsome bear i tell ya, all of about 350lbs. Mean too, which is what attracted the Bourbonator! She was sippin on an Alabama Slammer, it was love at first site, 9 months later, the Bearbonator was born!

bourbonator by grasshoppers of florida March 6, 2008

barbinator 

a middle-aged woman who dies her hair odd shades of color in an attempt to be "cool". often has many tattoos that are faded as a remembrance of her youth. often the object of jokes and ridicule. may also refer to a woman with many children, many of whom are not hers by birth.

That woman is such a barbinator. She has like 52 step-children.

barbinator by monkeylovin830 March 19, 2009