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Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007
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bauermeister 

The best motherfucking last name ever.

They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!

Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.
Wow, those Bauermeister are so cool!

I really wish I could be part of the Bauermeister family.
bauermeister by add essential November 23, 2020
Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered
Bauered by Sara8 January 28, 2009
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.
bauered by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004
And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.

Jack Bauered

The act of hanging up after a phone conversation without saying goodbye.
Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.