Bauerle
To speak directly from one's ass instead of taking the time to pass thought through the mind to the vocal chords and create proper speech.
Bauerle by Ralph Bucki Chinups October 10, 2011
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Jack Bauered
To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007
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bauermeister
The best motherfucking last name ever.
They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!
Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.
They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!
Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.
bauermeister by add essential November 23, 2020
bauered
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
bauered by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004
bauered
And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
bauered by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004
Jack Bauered
Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
Jack Bauered by The final 4th May 2, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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