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bey I battlin' 

A state in which you'll do whatever it takes to get in the weast
Town said: "Bey you ready?"
Lighty said: "Bey I battlin'!"

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

ogre battling 

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.
Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

Battin 500 

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.
Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("
Battin 500 by LeDonde December 3, 2014
the word that T9 constantly misspells Caitlin with.
"Hey baitlin, what's up?"
"baitlin?"
"DAMN IT, I MEANT CAITLIN."
baitlin by baitlinsboyfriend January 1, 2012