Batwalk- Verb. - A wide legged stance used while walking, in an effort to remove the sweaty scrotum from the sides of the legs. Usually results in a peeling noise, followed by immediate, and cool relief.
Guy 1-Dude! It's so hot out, my balls are sweating like crazy!
Guy 2- Do the batwalk then. It's all the rage in scrotum cooling technology
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)