Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.
With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.
by pentozali July 24, 2011
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That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.
by J April 28, 2003
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Like a Dutch Rudder, only the recipient auto-felates, whilst the participant manually moves their head up and down.
Wow, last night was wild, I think I made doug give me a Shatner's Bassoon!
by Calibre Hull April 12, 2011
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The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.
Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)

A la : Shatners Bassoon
by Krikkers Maggo March 2, 2007
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a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety
that was like undulating my shatners bassoon
by clive May 12, 2003
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If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.
by hahhhhhhh September 27, 2006
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if your name is seth bassoon your homosexual
seth bassoon is homosexual
by seth bassoon October 12, 2019
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