clive's definitions

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003

ass

1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse

by Clive September 7, 2003

penco

a penis

by Clive October 8, 2003

grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

mufty

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!

by clive May 12, 2003

daddys sauce

sperm.
from the daddy's sauce advert

you are getting daddies sauce tonight love.

by Clive October 8, 2003

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003