12 definitions by clive

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Ned
Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink
a wee ned was seen drinking buckfast up a lane
by Clive October 08, 2003

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sperm.
from the daddy's sauce advert
you are getting daddies sauce tonight love.
by Clive October 08, 2003

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a big girls vagina
she had nipples on her like thumbs on a boxers glove, a fanny like a double nugget, she was built for shagging
by Clive October 08, 2003

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1. Donkey
2. US variant of arse
by Clive September 07, 2003

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a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon
that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!
by clive May 12, 2003

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adj. Neither ferocious nor fearsome but an incredibly overwhelmingly scary combination of the two.
My dogs are not ferosome; they are brandishing their teeth in friendship!
by Clive February 11, 2004

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a penis
i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night
by Clive October 08, 2003

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