The Dumbest "Sport" ever created by human beings. This game is probably easier than Nascar, which is driving in a circle 600 times. Baseball is a sorry excuse for a sport. A game where players can be overweight and still be professional. Each game takes about 5-6 hours, 98% of which is fat American men standing in a field for hours and chewing tobacco. A game where you use 10 year old motor skills.
"watch me catch this ball with this giant glove, oh my god this is so hard!!"
Baseball players and watchers honestly do not have a life, watch a sport that has action in it for GODS SAKE!!
Billy Bob: "Hey Frank! want to go play baseball with me?!"
Frank: "Billy bob, you know we're both 100 pounds overweight!"
Billy Bob: "Oh its ok! baseball doesn't require any atheletic skills anyways!"
Frank: "hmm, you're right Billy. I even have 6 hours to not do anything today! when i get home im going to put on my wife beater and drink some bear, i'm such an american redneck!
by Reaux! June 06, 2006
if you 'play baseball' then you like boys. so if youre a girl, youre straight, and a boy, youre gay.

if someone says you 'suck at baseball' they mean you suck dicks and not pussies, so it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your sex.

if theres a 'baseball tournament' or 'playoff game' coming up, there will most likely be lots of boys having butt secks, and it may be a surprise.

if someone accuses you of 'playin baseball' when in fact you are dont, tell them that you play 'softball' instead.

if you do actually play the sport baseball, some may automatically assume you are gay. when this occurs, prove them wrong by 'playing softball'.
boy 1-"dude, i think he plays baseball. i saw him makin out with a guy after school yesterday."
boy2-"you saw that?! aww man i thought we had finally picked out a good spot."
boy1-"ZOH MA GAWD! i am never talikng to you again, FAG!"

boy-"mom, someone told me i played baseball today. what does that mean?"
mom-"honey, go look it up on urban dictionary."

girl-"so, do you play baseball?"
boy-"HELL no, i play softball, all the way"
girl-"good, because not only do i play baseball, i suck at it too"
boy-"i was hoping you'd say that"
by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010
a boring sport for a bunch of fat lazy people who want to make an excuse for being athletes. They get paid millions for sitting on their asses then spitting tobacco then probably actually getting near the ball 5 times in about 4 hours. Totally gay and probably worse than nascar.
Johnny: I'm gay and fat lets go play baseball!!!
Brad: No you fat faggot bitch
by dankith February 15, 2007
A simple sport that turns guys into pussies that feel the need to defend their "sport" over Urban Dictionary. Not America's pastime, it sucks.
Okay, I am just responding to that really long definition about the kid who said that baseball was an "unathletic" sport.

The first sentence of one terrible definition.
by HaveYaMetTim January 06, 2008
a sport that guys who are pussy fagots play during lacrosse season, this sport requires no physical ability at all and is for gay butt pirates.
gay fag- he want to go play baseball
gay fags boy friend- omg baseball is like the best sport ever! the after we finish we can have gay but sex!!!!
by baseball sucks December 17, 2007
crappiest and most boaring sport in the world played by wussies who cry if they strike our or get hit by a ball. if u want a real tough sport for people with real talent and strength play hockey or football.
bob:hey dude do u like baseball?

joe:no way that sport is for fucking wussies!
by fuck baseball March 21, 2009
a sport for soft kids where you hit a round ball called the baseball with a bat
Todd is so soft.

Thats why he plays baseball
by ShawnTight October 10, 2008

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