if you 'play baseball' then you like boys. so if youre a girl, youre straight, and a boy, youre gay.

if someone says you 'suck at baseball' they mean you suck dicks and not pussies, so it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your sex.

if theres a 'baseball tournament' or 'playoff game' coming up, there will most likely be lots of boys having butt secks, and it may be a surprise.

if someone accuses you of 'playin baseball' when in fact you are dont, tell them that you play 'softball' instead.

if you do actually play the sport baseball, some may automatically assume you are gay. when this occurs, prove them wrong by 'playing softball'.
boy 1-"dude, i think he plays baseball. i saw him makin out with a guy after school yesterday."
boy2-"you saw that?! aww man i thought we had finally picked out a good spot."
boy1-"ZOH MA GAWD! i am never talikng to you again, FAG!"

boy-"mom, someone told me i played baseball today. what does that mean?"
mom-"honey, go look it up on urban dictionary."

girl-"so, do you play baseball?"
boy-"HELL no, i play softball, all the way"
girl-"good, because not only do i play baseball, i suck at it too"
boy-"i was hoping you'd say that"
by Baconator4aBuck May 10, 2010

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An American ripoff of cricket.
American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.
by chealseafan January 18, 2010

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The most boring sport. Sports like basketball, football, hockey, soccer, and lacrosse are much more exciting and fun to watch. It is not America's pastime, football is. It doesn't take as much athleticism as football or basketball, and doesn't take as much stamina as soccer or hockey. Lacrosse is also much harder to play. The game stops practically every five seconds, which makes watching it impossible. Most athletes are naturally gifted, while most baseball players are only good becuase they take steroids or some kind of performance enhancer.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch the baseball game? Derek Jeter has an amazing .321 batting average and 92 runs!

Guy 2: You're a faggot.
by G- Bizzle October 07, 2007

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The Dumbest "Sport" ever created by human beings. This game is probably easier than Nascar, which is driving in a circle 600 times. Baseball is a sorry excuse for a sport. A game where players can be overweight and still be professional. Each game takes about 5-6 hours, 98% of which is fat American men standing in a field for hours and chewing tobacco. A game where you use 10 year old motor skills.
"watch me catch this ball with this giant glove, oh my god this is so hard!!"
Baseball players and watchers honestly do not have a life, watch a sport that has action in it for GODS SAKE!!
Billy Bob: "Hey Frank! want to go play baseball with me?!"
Frank: "Billy bob, you know we're both 100 pounds overweight!"
Billy Bob: "Oh its ok! baseball doesn't require any atheletic skills anyways!"
Frank: "hmm, you're right Billy. I even have 6 hours to not do anything today! when i get home im going to put on my wife beater and drink some bear, i'm such an american redneck!
by Reaux! June 06, 2006

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worst activity (not sport) known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this game is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real SPORTS like lacrosse football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play baseball have little ass dicks. fucking baseball is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you baseball players.
some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
some kid: i play baseball.

me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
this is what that one faggot's (who said the same exact stuff about lacrosse) definition of baseball should be
by getownedbaseball July 05, 2010

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a sport that guys who are pussy fagots play during lacrosse season, this sport requires no physical ability at all and is for gay butt pirates.
gay fag- he want to go play baseball
gay fags boy friend- omg baseball is like the best sport ever! the after we finish we can have gay but sex!!!!
by baseball sucks December 17, 2007

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a boring sport for a bunch of fat lazy people who want to make an excuse for being athletes. They get paid millions for sitting on their asses then spitting tobacco then probably actually getting near the ball 5 times in about 4 hours. Totally gay and probably worse than nascar.
Johnny: I'm gay and fat lets go play baseball!!!
Brad: No you fat faggot bitch
by dankith February 15, 2007

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