Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd August 3, 2013

Charles Barkley

Another ball sack move, squeezing ones testicle til it shines like Charles Barleys bald head

As Johnny walked around the corner their was Jimmie flashing him his charles barkley

by jordanwhatson June 25, 2011

charles barkley

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.

Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.

by asfegf February 17, 2008

gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.

brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"

by brianfromhassettst December 3, 2007

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison October 8, 2008

Gnarls Barkley

1. Another way of saying gnarly, used mostly to indicate that whatever happened was gnarlier than usual. A take off on Charles Barkley.

2. The musical group formed by Cee-Lo Green and DJ Dangermouse.

"Did you see me kickflip off that huge rail?"
"Yeah, man, it was Gnarls Barkley!"

by Ninja Robot Pirate February 9, 2007

Liam Barkley

A very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. Tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: LBT, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. Despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. One of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. A phenomenal best friend.

Joe: I missed the bus, so I got to my exam an hour late. I still got 99% though.

Jane: Wow, your a regular Liam Barkley.

Joe: That's "you're" actually. Grammar, Jane, grammar.

by Honeycomb* January 26, 2012