A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with
immaculate black or tan leather interiors.
Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.
BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
There will be a linen jacket
hanging over the back seat and a pair of
Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.
Beware the BOFmobiles.
