An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
The sound that would probably result if the superhero Iron Fist split the earth in two by hitting it hard at the Equator.
Power Man: Danny, don' you make yo' fist be all glowin', boy. Danny, I knows you upset, but you want to be cool wit' all dat shit, like you gon' split da erf in two, you don' look out.
Iron Fist: (Skla-TCHOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Usage: as the word is parthenogenetic and consequently has no etymology, there is no correct spelling of crimsoy/krimsoy, though most scholars consider its spelling as krimsoy to be more in keeping with the spirit in which the word was invented.
Some people write it crimsoy, others krimsoy; heck, my cousin even calls it a ketcham!