1. The impending collapse of private enterprise due to overspending and socialist programs leading to the down fall of the nation bought on most recently by President Barack Obama.
2. The impending cancellation of healthcare insurance due to the (Un)Affordable Care Act.
3. The exponentially rising cost of medicine for working people due to the (Un)Affordable Care Act.
HB: We should stock up on Viagra before the end of the year.
Jeff Steinberg: Why?
HB: I want to prepare for the Baracalypse.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"