2 friends, Ben and Jerry, sit toasting marshmallows by the fireplace.
Ben: Hey Jerry, it's getting to be that time, are you ready?
Jerry: Ben. I hope you don't mean that I'm going to be receiving cause I've been doing that, to your satisfaction, for the past 3 months. This is turning into banal sodomy.
Ben: I understand your perspective Jerry, but I've got the smaller dick... you keep forgetting that.
Ben: Hey Jerry, it's getting to be that time, are you ready?
Jerry: Ben. I hope you don't mean that I'm going to be receiving cause I've been doing that, to your satisfaction, for the past 3 months. This is turning into banal sodomy.
Ben: I understand your perspective Jerry, but I've got the smaller dick... you keep forgetting that.
by ilooklikehim December 25, 2010