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baltimization 

A world that is imposible to look up. It can not be found in most popular dictionaries nor can it be found through searching for the word on the internet.
"Baltimization" appears on Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law during season three, episode eleven titled "Sebben & Sebben Employee Orientation" It only appears as a word with no definition or hint as to what it mean. Due to the words placment amongst other words and phrases such as "breasmilk flavoured LSD," "Vintage pointed sticks," "Textiles." and "Those twirly things on strippers' breasts." the definition of the word cannot be deduced based on context. The closest thing that can be deduced through much internet searching is that it has something to do with gypsum and calcium sulfate"
stan: "so what do you do?"
bob: "Im into professional baltimization"
(this example fullfills the definition if bob jumps out the window to his death and takes the secret of what baltimization is to his grave.)
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Balticization 

a political process in which an independent country is subjected to annexation of a powerful country and gains independence again. The term comes from the Baltic States (Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania) that were independent from 1920 till 1940, when they were annexed to the Soviet Union, only to secede as independent countries in 1991.
Balticization differs from Balkanization.

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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