Ball Syndrome 

The slow but sure process of a girl becoming a slut, a druggie and a drunk. This usually occurs between freshman and senior years of high school.

Damn that bitch has ball syndrome.
Classic case of ball syndrome.

Ball Syndrome by Jake Henning November 19, 2007

small ball syndrome 

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

small ball syndrome by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013

Itchy Ball Syndrome 

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

Itchy Ball Syndrome by Japher February 3, 2010

Saggy Ball Syndrome 

When a man's wrinkly scrotum dangles and swings much lower than any testicles ever should.

skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome

When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.

Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"

Saggy Ball Syndrome by BallJ0ckeyTitsMcGee March 3, 2010

Dick Ball Syndrome 

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping

Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!

Dick Ball Syndrome by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020

Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS) 

when a males "ball sack" start to stick to anything and everything. Most times you have to dance a little to get them to unstick

guy 1: hey man what are you doing?

guy2: i got a bad case of Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS)

guy1: oh man... that sucks

Sticky ball Syndrome (SBS) by Das Timmeh June 11, 2010

Singed Ball Syndrome 

To fart into someone else's butthole and then fart it back out.

1. Damn that SBS burns.

2. I went to the doctor and he said that Singed Ball Syndrome is not a real syndrome.

Singed Ball Syndrome by ffsb0415bitches July 9, 2012