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Barbress 

Used to describe a female barber. Some may think this description should fall under stylist. This, however, is not the case. A stylist charges $65 for a male haircut and usually super cool, super awesome dudes go to these places.

A barbress is a friendly gal who cuts your hair for $18, includes a shampoo and a head massage, as well as provides a very unpretentious aura. The barbress shop is an extremely laid back location where the all american boy next door can get a haircut without paying too much for a stylist or being yelled at by a barber.

A barbress is a true american who works hard for her tips, cuts a hell of a hair blade, and can always relate to her client. A barbress is not a stylist...she is a female barber...she is a barbress.
My barbress is awesome, she remembers my name and exactly how I like it cut every time. She is a fabulous barbress.
Barbress by BrosIcingBros July 6, 2010
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bailbread 

The funds required to temporarily release an incarcerated individual whilst awaiting trial for a criminal offense.
“I tolds you we neva gon get that bailbread from him, girl.”
“We finna get Duvaughtay…. Errbody git out yo wallets… we need sum bailbread, niggaz!”
“I’m gon beat dat bitches ass if she don’t pay me dat bailbread she owe me.”

Police Officer: “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and………”
DeMarfrey: “Ay! Get sum bailbread niggas! 12 ain’t playin today!”
bailbread by demarfrey.johnson April 23, 2016
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A posh twat with an annoying ass British accent who never shuts up

#fuck Bairre
Bairre is a Queer
bairre by on weasley November 22, 2017

Barbrella 

Barbrella is an iconic, snatched queen who is a fantastic hairdresser that dabbles in cosmetology and makes anyone look beautiful. She can only be reached by iconic people who aren’t acky.
Codie: You look good today, who did your hair?

Doe Doe: Oh, you like it? Barbrella did it last night.

Codie: Makes sense, love that.
Barbrella by Iconic Snatched Queen February 3, 2019

barbress 

My barbress keeps me lookin' phresh.
barbress by krtle January 7, 2020
(Bed/chair/table) singular, multipurpose piece of furniture with the functionalities of a bed, chair and table. Found in boiler motels worldwide.
I need to clean my long-term motel room because the bairble is ridden with clutter.
A Future King of the World, if he wants to be.
Father: People play games with you in America.
Mother: Facts
Father: I just Bairre to know the game and not have to play it. Ever.
BAIRRE by HeartofX August 18, 2025