by CameronBatman October 11, 2013
The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.
John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.
by Darth Chubb November 10, 2011
1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.
2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.
2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.
1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.
2. See above...
2. See above...
by dancingqueen March 8, 2005
One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.
He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.
by Satchel Page July 27, 2003
1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member
2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
by snappyhappyone January 27, 2009
Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.
"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."
by Not so shorty August 25, 2012
The search results that are found when looking up someone's name. Internet baggage can be good if the information that is pulled up by your name documents achievements, education, work or news clipping which contain your name. Internet baggage can be bad however if the information pulled up by your name points at low points in your life such as mention of your divorce etc.
"Dang, I looked that guy up on google and he has soooo much internet baggage. He must be old!"
"Wow, I pulled up her internet baggage and learned so much about everything she has accomplished."
"I googled your name and didn't find any internet baggage. You're a clean slate, tell me more about yourself."
"Man all that internet baggage burst my bubble!"
"I found out we have so much in common through (his/her) internet baggage."
"Wow, I pulled up her internet baggage and learned so much about everything she has accomplished."
"I googled your name and didn't find any internet baggage. You're a clean slate, tell me more about yourself."
"Man all that internet baggage burst my bubble!"
"I found out we have so much in common through (his/her) internet baggage."
by Acalvo April 28, 2010