carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

by Daniel Jurgensen May 22, 2012

just the badger

as in something is perfect. It was exactly what you needed.

That tea was just the badger.

by Ryan Winch 27 April 5, 2017

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 2, 2018

Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’

Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger

by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021

sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 29, 2019

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021