Ultimate Bacon Battle 

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

Ultimate Bacon Battle by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Solo Bacon Battle 

When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!

Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.

Solo Bacon Battle by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Battle Beacon Deacon

People with a "holier-than-thou" attitude, often display the following behaviors:
Condescending behavior: Speaking down o others as if they lack intelligence or basic morals.
Judgmental nature: Frequently criticizing the choices, lifestyles, or beliefs of those around them.
Smugness: Exhibiting an air of self-satisfaction and moral perfection.

That battle beacon deacon sure is acting like an NPC.

Battle Beacon Deacon by allhailbob May 29, 2026

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket 

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.

Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket by HughJass7580 October 2, 2023