Backwoods Retard Share definition Flag The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi. eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard. Backwoods Retard by eviL July 10, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Backwoods Retard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch