brewer

An unexpected and uncontrollable fluctuation in your vocal pitch and tone. Often occurs midword (especially during puberty.) In rare circumstances, the condition can recur in later life causing amusement and embarrassment.

"hello, how are you? My name is *BREWer*"
"Oh, don't worry, you just brewered"

by Sergent Brewer April 15, 2010

Brewer game

a 5 or 6 hour party that begins with grilling food and getting drunk in the parking lot and ends with a Brewers win and possibly watching or taking part in fights with Cub fans afterwards

guy 1: "Hey you going to the Brewer game today"
guy 2: "Yea, I'll bring the grill, you bring the beer"
guy 3: "Who's gonna bring the brats?"

by BigMike656565 July 4, 2009

Stew brewer

Someone who brews stew. Stew is a terrible concoction of inedible liquids.

BANISH THE STEW BREWER!

by General Serb Nationalist April 20, 2023

Ms. Brewer

a being with the characteristics of a fat, twitching, infected, unbalanced breast hog with Tourettes. she is a terrible teacher who often contradicts and forgets what she had just said. she will also make weird and random noises and imitate her students speech, scaring everyone in her prescence.

Ms. Brewer had a 2 hour argument with us on why water is or isn't wet.

by ths.exposed December 7, 2018

brenden brewer

Another term for sex-God.

See Trevor over there? He's such a brenden brewer.

by BBLover October 4, 2013

tea brewer

tea brewer is someone who is full of information about things and tells the truth about what is happening around town, as in someone spilling the latest gossip from the streets.

Let's go ask Johnny what he heard about the fight since he is the original tea brewer in the neighborhood.

by lawdawg5 September 17, 2015

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003