Brewer

Girl with low self esteem who loves to suck, fuck, blow, and swallow.

Dude: I picked up this girl on the side of the road
Bro: And then..
Dude: She brewered the shit out of me
Bro: W/e man, wheres my car?

by Sir Jit Alot August 19, 2013

Brewer

a guy who has a tattoo right above the buttocks, also referred to as an ass tat or a tramp stamp. Something for another guy to look at while pounding the brew hole.

Dammitt Brewer!! You got shit all over my dick!!!

by Peter Cottontail June 12, 2008

Brewer

An insult used to define the action of telling a boring, pointless story or repeating the same thing over and over.
Most commonly used in crack dens and ghettos.

'OH MY GOD MAN YOU'RE SUCH A BREWER!'
'that was such a brew'.

by Man in the Van March 3, 2011

Brewer

1. Guy who gets drunk, gets naked, and makes out with the hottest girl around.
2. Guy who has a huge cock, likes to drink and party hard.

Guy 1. What happened last night?
Guy 2. Dude, you went full Brewer last night.
Guy 1. I did? What all did I do?
Guy 2. You don't remember? You went to Brittany and made out with her then after about 2 mins you and her went to the room upstairs and made her Moab the entire night.
Guy 1. I did? Damn.
Guy 2. She is still in the upstairs room.

Guy 1. How did I get down here then?
Guy 2. You went down stairs to grab another beer and after the first sip you passed out naked on the with the beer still in your hand not spilled.

by Guy who knows everything 24/7 March 17, 2017

Brewer

A penis in the grimey sense... that hasn't been cleaned in a while, cheesy with some chavy genital herpes on the side.

DB in PS. Brewer is disgusting and repulsive.

by Joeleo November 17, 2006

Brewer

A young stoner male with giant penis and has a lot of hoes but is humble and will make females cum.

Brewers got me high then he fucked me and his dick was so big it hurt.

by Campbell1 September 15, 2017

Brewer

guy who makes beer and smokes weed

hey brewer I'll give $1,000 for your beer and weed!

by Hdjska February 27, 2016