a 5 or 6 hour party that begins with grilling food and getting drunk in the parking lot and ends with a Brewers win and possibly watching or taking part in fights with Cub fans afterwards
guy 1: "Hey you going to the Brewer game today"
guy 2: "Yea, I'll bring the grill, you bring the beer"
guy 3: "Who's gonna bring the brats?"
It's a contraction for the words Fuck and did.
A friend of mine driving with me in the car blows a two-way stop sign going 80 mph.
I say,"What the fuck'd you do that for?!?"
A redhead's fingerprint. It's different from a regular fingerprint because Gingers don't have souls.
Me: "Ugh, Scotty I can't get into your computer, you have a fingerprint scan, I need your gingerprint."
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