BP was a large multi-national oil driller and refiner whose future is uncertain as of June of 2010. Many theories abound as to why this foreign company was in a position to unleash such wholesale devastation of the American Gulf coast region. Nothing has been mentioned so far as to the notion of revenge.
In 1773, the Boston Tea Party (no connection to the Teabaggers, who have representation if they get off their fat asses and go vote) set the stage for the Revolutionary War. The colonists were pissed that they had to pay tax to the British Empire without any voting representation. Great Britain had been known forever for occupying, taxing, pilaging and plundering territories and soverign nations as it saw fit. Under those stiff British upper lips they were muttering one big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Gradually over the centuries, the once powerful empire withered away until just about all they were left with was warm beer and Fergie.
Oh yeah, they're also pissed at us because we murdered John Lennon and that sealed the fate on any possible Beatles reunion.
In 1773, the Boston Tea Party (no connection to the Teabaggers, who have representation if they get off their fat asses and go vote) set the stage for the Revolutionary War. The colonists were pissed that they had to pay tax to the British Empire without any voting representation. Great Britain had been known forever for occupying, taxing, pilaging and plundering territories and soverign nations as it saw fit. Under those stiff British upper lips they were muttering one big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Gradually over the centuries, the once powerful empire withered away until just about all they were left with was warm beer and Fergie.
Oh yeah, they're also pissed at us because we murdered John Lennon and that sealed the fate on any possible Beatles reunion.
Why does the stench of millions of barrels of crude oil that BP has dumped into the Gulf of Mexico smell like payback for the Boston Tea Party?
by pelicanellie June 9, 2010
by garbyguy March 19, 2021
abbreviation for butt piss (chronic diarrhea that literally shoots from the rear in liquid form). In Oregon trail days it would have been a prime indicator of the onslaught of dysentary. Often accompanied by machine gun like fart sequences. Also occurs when subjected to an extremely low carb diet. Food (or remnants of it) may be semi-identifiable when the process is completed. If ignored, may result in a hardcore shart.
I'm going to have to refrain from Long John Silver's tonight because I really don't want to have a BP attack while we're at the bar.
I'm sorry but I really need you to cover for me before this BP transitions into a shart.
I'm sorry but I really need you to cover for me before this BP transitions into a shart.
by sarah Binny July 11, 2008
an acronym for bitch please for all the texters
refresher on original definition:
phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
refresher on original definition:
phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
Now once again for the texting crowd:
Ho (e) texts: I ain't got no $ daddy
Pimp texts: BP! Go get me my $
Ho (e) texts: I ain't got no $ daddy
Pimp texts: BP! Go get me my $
by Momma74 February 5, 2010
During sex yesterday, I decided to ejaculate on my girlfriend and I totally BP'd her; the entire roll of paper towels wasn't enough clean her off.
by The Jaliactica January 19, 2011
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003