Bafmodads are an entity of unknown shape or form to most people. They are from another dimension, and were brought here by an extreme temporal flux in the universe when a number was made that was so large that nobody had a name for it. It was left like that, nameless, for decades. The Bafmodads came because of the call of the nameless number, and they were enraged on the humans who refused to name it. They set out on a mission to enslave the humans and destroy all pets with their petbombs. The Humans and Bafmodads battled hard, but the Bafmodads were pushing the humans back to the brink of extinction. Than, from out of nowhere, one man came up and stood in front of onslaught of the Bafmodads, and he named the number a name so large that it would take several years to pronounce. During this time, the Bafmodads were so internally confused that they all had various heart attacks and liver failures. And so, the man became President of Penarck, and Earth was saved from an untimely destruction by the Bafmodads.

The Bafmodads have been destroyed, thanks to the President of Penarck.

bafmodads by Brakman December 11, 2004

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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