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Katherine of Aragon

(1485-1536) Katherine of Aragon was the first wife of Henry VIII and the mother of Mary Tudor, also known as "Bloody Mary".
Katherine and Henry were married for 24 years until Henry divorced her for Anne Boleyn; Henry's desire for an heir had led him to defy the Catholic church and would lead to the English Reformation.
However much prowess that Katherine showed as a ruler, however humanitarian that she was, however popular that she was among her people, it all came to nothing as her six pregnancies produced only one surviving child, a daughter, and her looks were ravaged by time, stress, and constant pregnancy.
"...For my part, I pardon thou everything, and I desire to devoutly pray God that He will pardon thou also. For the rest, I commend unto thou our doughtere Mary, beseeching thou to be a good father unto her... Lastly, I makest this vouge (vow), that mine eyes desire thou aboufe all things."
-from Katherine of Aragon's deathbed letter to Henry VIII

A petite, buxom redhead and the daughter of warrior monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella, Katherine of Aragon would have ended very differently had her sons survived. The love of her people, her own determination, and the support of foreign allies could not stop Henry from banishing her. Even her daughter was prevented from seeing her.
Katherine of Aragon by Lorelili January 26, 2011
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Cynthia Aragon 

Cynthia is beautiful inside and out. She is very confident and not shy at all. She speaks her mind. She is a great listener. She is kind, gentle, sweet, loving and very forgiving. Never jealous and very trusting. She does have a slight temper but gets over it very quickly. Cynthia has many friends and they know they can always count on her to be there when she's needed. Her smile and laugh brighten up a room. Her gaze is mesmerizing. Cynthia is honest and loyal. She will always tell you the truth, even if it hurts. She loves to laugh and make people laugh even if she's making a fool out of herself. She will always go out of her way to help a friend in need and will never betray you. Men, if you are lucky enough to come across a Cynthia, keep her close. She will love you unconditionally and will be by your side during the good times and help you through the bad times. Don't ever let her go because once she moves on she doesn't look back.
Hey man, whose that girl you're talking to?

Oh, that's Cynthia Aragon
Cynthia Aragon by DaveGarAla April 21, 2014

Catherine of Aragon

She was married 24 years, she’s a paragon of royalty. Her loyalty is to the Vatican so if you try to dump her, you won’t try that again.
You thought it’d be funny to send Catherine of Aragon to a nunnery, honey there’s no way!

Chidi Anagonye Syndrome 

Analysis paralysis (or paralysis by analysis) describes an individual or group process when overanalyzing or overthinking a situation can cause forward motion or decision-making to become "paralyzed", meaning that no solution or course of action is decided upon.

Chidi of The Good Place is the ultimate example of Analysis Paralysis and it has now been renamed in the DSM-21(not really) to reflect this.
Tommyhanksy:
Also known as the Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

u/mymomcallsmeoops:
That isn’t even a real thing, I googled it. You’re full of shirt.

Arzagonia 

A place of the future, but also of the past. Some call it a paradise city, some call it a living hell. It is based off of a story, and about a town called, "Arzagonia".
Arzagonia is the town across the bridge.
Arzagonia by MoonlightXxx May 19, 2021

Azagoh-Quadio 

The highest level of ass kicking rock rarely attainable by mortal man. The mere mentioning of which will immediately induce vomiting and sick metal riffs, in drop D tunning of course.
Damn! That song was Azagoh-Quadio!!!
(uaaaagh! oooooh! ahhhhhh!)
A city in Spain.
Leila: Have you ever been to Aragon? Its amazing.
Jill: Really? I'll have to go there some day.
Aragon by J_Jaded January 17, 2009