Avtosh 

A group of people in Azerbaijan, that go out on urban streets (mostly in the capital of Baku) and test the limits of their rides, by either racing or performing different tricks on them, such as 2 Wheelers, Burnouts, and a lot, A LOT more. Even though, this group drives on any or every car on the market, the vehicle of choice is the Moskvich, which is light-weight, and is easy to do tricks on, especially the 2 wheelers.

The Avtosh Hooligans is an underground racing group in Azerbaijan.

There are Avtosh videos all over the internet.

Avtosh by AzeriAskari May 2, 2006

autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.

ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.

autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

Autoshot 

When a black person fails at life.

Eric tries to perform a skillchain and fails due to taking too long or because someone weaponskilled in the middle of his skillchain. Eric you're such an Autoshot.

Autoshot by Oroka August 4, 2009

Antosh 

A crazy friend who slowly wears you down until Stockholm syndrome sets in and you are best friends. They usually seem very abrasive and offsetting at first.

He's not a douche man, he's just an Antosh.

Antosh by Ascenrial December 18, 2016

autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

autoshartphyxiation by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007