The feeling of breathlessness one gets when a romantic gesture is made. Nothing can be done to stop the feeling which is likened to a gas canister exploding in the chest.
Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.
Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.
Jimmy: 'You are the single most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, witty girl in the entire world and I really cant wait until you're my wife'
Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'
Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'
by StJimmyL March 1, 2010
by zombi6 April 3, 2017
by matthewterry May 21, 2014
Asthma and other respiratory illnesses caused or triggered by living in a densely populated, polluted urban environment.
1: *cough* cough* This downtown Toronto smog has me sick man.
2: You must have that urban asthma ting eh
2: You must have that urban asthma ting eh
by Zafani August 23, 2018
when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening
on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.
by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010
Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.
by Staush April 10, 2010
by ce elle February 5, 2010