Asstox 

The act of getting botox in your Ass, usually to tighten it up or make it look better. Used most frequently by milfs and pornstars.

Joe: DAMN!! Danny, your mom's ass is lookin' FINE today! Did she get an asstox?

Danny: Dude...that's my mom...don't be gross...but yeah...she did...

Asstox by El Tostados January 26, 2010

asstoy 

An asstoy is a male 'slut' who takes it all up in his ass, enjoying every minute of it. An asstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. Never pay an asstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!

Dude_1: Hey, why are you bending over like that, while there's a pedophile right across the street watching you?
Asstoy: Because my shoelaces are loose. Hihi.
Dude_1: Riiiiight...
Dude_2: Don't listen to him, he's an asstoy.
Dude_1: Oh ok, figures.

asstoy by Pridenuthugger February 19, 2006

ASStonish 

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

asston 

Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.

This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.

asston by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006

asstote 

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

asstoad 

extremely anoying person; old people; anybody you can think of

that asstoad just cut me off!

asstoad by meeehh May 13, 2005

asstowel 

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.

Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.

asstowel by Legallywasted August 14, 2014