Asshole Merge 

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

Asshole Merge by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior

Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.

assholeberger's syndrome by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011

Assholeperger syndrome 

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.

That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.

Assholeperger syndrome by MineCunt May 22, 2019

Assholebergers

A hoax condition for someone whose behavior presents as Asbergers Syndrome, but technically hasn't been clinically diagnosed with Asbergers.

If I didn't know you were such a huge asshole, I'd swear you had Assholebergers.

Assholebergers by TheButcher39 October 16, 2020