Assflab 

When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.

"Dude, check out Jen's assflab."

"Ah Man! Fuckin' gross, not cool."

Assflab by Reddit0r February 8, 2013

Assflames 

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.

I only have one thing to say...assflames.

Assflames by zombiexkay June 30, 2011

assflag 

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

assflag by Dan September 23, 2003

Assflak 

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

Assflak by David Love May 18, 2008

assflake 

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.

John, you fucking assflake! You suck.

assflake by Kate March 31, 2005

Asiflable 

To assist in a unhelpful manner.

Deleting all the files from my machine was not the most asiflable method of testing that new file delete application.

Asiflable by Chris Gray July 14, 2003

Assflash

The act of flashing your ass as oppose to a front flash. This is also known as a backflash.

Julia totally just assflashed me!

Assflash by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010