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Assflames 

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the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.
I only have one thing to say...assflames.
Assflames by zombiexkay June 30, 2011
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Assflames 

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Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!
Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy
Assflames by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011
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Assflames • assflake • assflare • Assface Syndrome • ass clam • ass fumes

assflake 

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An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.
John, you fucking assflake! You suck.
assflake by Kate March 31, 2005
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Assfumes 

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when the person opinion/taste is totally Trash you call him and Assfumes and if they say what,pretend that you din't know at all.

it's also can be use as an insult as well.
eggnog: *shares his shitty opinion*

everyone: *doesn't agree with his choices/opinion *

circ: nogami being a Assfumes} [man,stick tag hashtag on his back so everyone know he an assfumes.
Assfumes by Dick Harley November 16, 2018
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assflake 

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macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.
That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake
assflake by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009
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assflare

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when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.
bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.
assflare by 1bigreg December 1, 2011
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Assclams! 

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Some shit that you inadvertantly say when you're pissed about something.
Fucking assclams!!
Assclams! by Ptolomy Fife February 27, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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