stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 14, 2008

Resting Ass Face

The male equivelent of "resting bitch face"

"hey, is he cool?"

"Yeah, he just has resting ass face"

by Percussion97 September 7, 2015

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

I eat ass face

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open

I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch

by PK nigger! June 21, 2018

Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

by 15 mexicans July 26, 2011

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

-or-

"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

-or-

"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011