Ass Sniper Share definition Flag Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet. I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle. Ass Sniper by Doyle March 7, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Ass Sniper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch