Asian Up 

An exclamation used when someone is being a wimp or uncool. It is shouted in order to provoke an inspiration of ninja-ness.

Me: *failing to break an apple in half with my bare hands* Wow, this is hard!
Greta: C'mon, Asian Up!

Asian Up by zora_ninja March 31, 2011

Asian Make-up 

To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.

Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.

Asian Make-up by The Growling Anus August 4, 2016

Asian Tune Up 

When one adds Jasmine rice to a non Asian meal thus creating a combination of the two cultures.

I felt that three sausages wasn't enough so I gave an Asian Tune Up.

Asian Tune Up by SquampaPJ October 15, 2010

pin-up asian 

The pin-up asian is commonly found in Japan (usually in jail after caught exposing herself to children at playgrounds). The pin-up asian is sometimes elusive and will not get caught with indecent exposure due to the fact that she can be confused for a small asian boy. Her hobbies include: day-time prostitution, sushi rolling, cross dressing, impersonating crossing guards at preschools so that she can be near children, and underwater basket weaving. The pin-up asian is unable to reproduce due to her chromosomal abnormalities and is therefore on the endangered species list. Wanted dead or alive, reward for her mounted trophy head.

Is that pin-up asian day-time hooking again? Who does that?

pin-up asian by FCW January 31, 2009

Asian from the waist up 

An intellectual man with a big ding dong

Johnny got a perfect score on the SAT: Asian from the waist up

Asian from the waist up by D Flawless July 21, 2022