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she is great and can make anyone laugh. she loves toe jokes and hitting that juul. she used to like caleb but just wants to be friends now, which is a bummer for him. she can hit the dab like no other, and becomes the highlight of a party with only a muffin basket and mango juul pod in her hands. this is from kacey:)
me: hey caleb.
caleb: *takes out airpods* huh?
-five minutes later-
caleb: so, asfa used to like me but doesnt anymore?
me: yeah dude.
caleb: dang man, that sucks. you think if i confess my love she will take me back?
asfa by juulboi420 December 29, 2018
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Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.
Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!
Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011
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Apple Sauces from Apple Orchards;
Talk of Rich People reserved for the bosses
They thought they could have ASFAO, but in reality, they were far from it.
ASFAO by superfatfuzz October 10, 2008
flirty guy ,handsome , good looking, cute, sweet, attitude ,
asfahan by Asfahan shaikh September 2, 2018
An awesome stud with exceptional talents who everyone loves, this particular type of person is exceptionally talented and good natured... lucky enough to be loved my many women.A bad ass chick. he is quiet, keeps to himself but if you get the chance to be a part of his life. Don't blow it.An absolutely amazing person with great lashes.
dude look at him, looks so asfaque.
asfaque by jake200009 December 25, 2018

asfaawbffe 

Absolutely Superly Fantastic And Awesomely Weird Best Friends For Eternity. (origin: Notes With Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine on Fanfiction)

Batman: We're not just bffl! We're asfaawbffe!
asfaawbffe by Billy-Bob-Cheese August 21, 2008

asfaawbffe 

abbreviation for absolutely superbly fantastic and awesomely weird best friend for eternity.
Bella, you are my asfaawbffe.
asfaawbffe by TwilightFreak102 April 2, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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