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Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper
by kerouacfan February 21, 2011

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