#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT
Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?
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The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
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I went to Arizona State University because I didn't have the grades for ITT Tech.
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A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD
I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.
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Arizona State University (also referred to as ASU, or Arizona State) is the largest public research university in the United States. ASU is spread across four campuses in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area.

ASU was founded in 1885 as the Tempe Normal School for the Arizona Territory in Tempe, Arizona. In 1945, the school came under control of the Arizona Board of Regents and was renamed "Arizona State College."In 1958, a statewide ballot measure renamed the school "Arizona State University." From its original campus in Tempe, ASU expanded in 1984, establishing the West campus in northwest Phoenix, followed by the 1996 addition of the Polytechnic campus in eastern Mesa and the 2006 addition of the Downtown Phoenix campus. All four campuses are accredited as a single institution by the Higher Learning Commission.
I attend Arizona State University.
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The most amazing party school to exist in arizona, and ranked 6 amongst the top 10 party schools of 2010 according to Playboy. The University of Arizona did not make the list, enough said about them. Thursday-Sunday = pool parties, ladies, studs, alcohol, more of that alcohol, some more, then a few more chugs. Monday-Wednesday recovering from your weekend as well as the possibility of attending a few classes. Long story short ASU is the shit.
Arizona State University is not located near Tucson. You should be clear of all STD's, Boredom, and T-locs. Enjoy your stay and "sorry for partying".
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ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school
John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."
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