13 definitions by theredcup

Racist

A person who's views don't align with mainstream leftist views.

John is a very big racist. He does not believe in climate change and he thinks that taxes should be lowered!

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Brain

White slang for dick.

Bill: "Hey, Amy. You know I've got a big brain."
Amy: "Yeah, I know. Why don't you show me all the things it can do?"

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Cockblinding

The sexual act of forcing one's dick into a partner's eye balls, pushing them deep into the brain. During the ejaculation, the partner on the receiving end typically tries to keep her eyes open wide while man yogurt floods her eyelids.

John and Mary had an excellent cockblinding session in the library bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Instagram

Slang word for e-cig. Used by teens to secretly refer to their vaping devices.

John: "Hey, Amy. Do you have an Instagram?"
Amy: "Sure thing! Here, I'll give it to you know."

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Hello

A greeting mixed with a request for anal sex.

Mike: "Hello!"
James: "Hop on my dick and let me charm that good-ole one-eyed snake!"

by theredcup September 8, 2019